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 Brutus Thornapple Brutus Thornapple

The lovable loser who is the star of the strip. A sweet but slow guy for whom "every silver lining has a cloud," Brutus struggles through everyday life as short cuts become "long cuts," and he tries to keep his head above water as the perpetual low man on the totem pole.
Gladys Thornapple  %(CastName)

Brutus' strong-willed wife. It seems that Gladys is the one who steers their marriage...Brutus is just along for the ride.
 Ramona Gargle Ramona Gargle

Brutus' antagonistic mother-in-law. Ramona is always more than happy to either correct or insult Brutus, depending on what the situation calls for.
Wilberforce Thornapple  %(CastName)

Gladys and Brutus' dimwitted son (it's not too hard to see where he gets it). Yes, it seems that Wilberforce is doomed to his father's fate...he is a "Born Loser in Training."
 Mr. Veeblefester Mr. Veeblefester

Brutus' "Scrooge-like" boss. A stuffy, no-nonsense businessman with no time for or sense of humor. Veeblefester has quite the superior attitude and looks down his nose a long, long way at Brutus.
Hurricane Hattie O  %(CastName)

The neighbor's mischievous child. Little Hattie has no tact, consideration for others or respect for elders. She's the kind of girl who gets a big kick out of watching someone trip and fall...especially if she's the one who stuck her leg out.
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